Presidential Pageant

So we're giving a buddy of ours a lift to work the other day, and the conversation turns to politics. We start discussing the presidential debates, but, really, the conversation's just too deep for 8:30 am -- I think only John Gormley is licensed to think out loud that early in the morning.

Anyway, the conversation had waned and trailed off to silence when suddenly our buddy says, hey wouldn't it be interesting if, instead of a debate, they held a kind of pageant? You know, the candidates would have to parade around in business suits and, like, have to wrestle each other or something.

Heh.

American electioneering goes on so long, it just gets silly!

Postscript: Ooo! Bush and Kerry will be going head-to-head in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, otherwise known as the center of the universe! Think I'm joking? It's one of my favourite places and it's in the Keystone State, but pu-leeze don't say "Wilkes-Barry"! Everyone knows it's pronounced Wilkes-Bear!

*pout*

I miss Boscov's!